Funny Joke

Bear With Me

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, “I’ll have a whisky and………

…….soda.”

The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

“Dunno,” says the bear. “I’ve always had them.”

Funny Short Joke

Butterflies Joke

My wife said: “Did you know butterflies only live for one day?”

I said: “That’s a myth.”

She said: “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Guitar Attack

I was in the pub last night and this bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”

I said, “Is that a fret?”

Gnome laughing at funny jokes

Hard To Get Hold Of

“Are you serious – I can’t believe you’ve never had a mobile phone?” asked a girl I was chatting to in a nightclub.

“What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?”

“Well that’s hardly likely to happen, they died 6 years ago!” I said angrily.

“Oh I’m so sorry, you still sound really hurt?” she replied.

I said, “Of course I am, I only heard about it 2 days ago.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Difficult Text

It’s always difficult texting someone to tell them a loved one has passed away…

Especially when your name is Lol.

Funny Short Joke

Pasta Joke

My sister bet me 100 dollars that I couldn’t build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta…