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Jump Leads

Two jump leads walk into a bar and order a beer.

The barman says, “Ok, I’ll serve you – just don’t go starting anything.”

Funny Short Joke

If You’re Bored

Bored?

Simply sneak into your local hospital, find someone who looks a bit worried in the waiting area and then walk up to them and say, “I’m terribly sorry – we lost him.”

Funny Joke

Surprise Me

I was tired and bored one night so I went to the bar to have a few drinks.

The bartender asked me, “What’ll you have?”

I said, “Surprise me.”

He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

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Family Troubles

A man walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”

The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”

Funny Joke

Bear With Me

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, “I’ll have a whisky and………

…….soda.”

The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

“Dunno,” says the bear. “I’ve always had them.”