Funny Short Joke

Funny Lobster Joke

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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Funny Medicinal Marijuana Joke

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

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Book Of Revelation – Donald Trump Joke

John the Apostle is writing the Book of Revelation.

He says to God, “So, Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?”

God replies, “No… I said Trump/Pence.”

John says, “Yeah, trumpets.”

God says, “No… oh, never mind. They’ll know.”