Funny Harry Potter Pick Up LinesHarry Potter Pick Up Lines

The best Harry Potter pick up lines are wizard and will work like a charm. In fact, you could say that they're spellbinding.

And so we've put together this collection of the very best examples.

We hope you enjoy these funny Harry Potter pick up lines.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

Did you just say "Expecto Patronum"? Because there's something white and silvery erupting from your wand.

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple, but disarming.

I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

If I were going to produce a Patronus, you'd be my happy thought.

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle 'cause I'd swear that ass is magical.

If you were a Dementor, I'd turn criminal just to get your kiss.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

Are you a Snitch? Because you're by far the greatest catch here.

I may not be Mad-Eye Moody, but I do have a mad eye for you.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

Even if I lived in a cupboard under the stairs, I'd still make room for you.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you're still charming.

Did you just cast Petrificus Totalus? You've made me stiff.

If you were a Quaffle and I was a Chaser during a Quidditch match, I'd score with you.

I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

Hey girl, I wanna explore your Chamber of Secrets.

The Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your House.

I don't need to cast Accio to make you come.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a Portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.

One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!

Did you put Skele-Gro in my drink? Because I can feel a bone growing.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I'd let you Slytherin to my bed anytime you want.

You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

You don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

Call me Firenze, because I can't stop staring at Ur-anus.

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

If you enjoyed these examples of the best Harry Potter pick up lines, you'll also like the rest of our pick up lines too, including these:

Subscribe Now & Get A Free Joke Book!
Get More Really Funny Jokes & Laughs!

Subscribe to FunnyGuns free now and get even more really funny jokes, witty quotes and laughs in our email newsletter! Plus get our free eBook packed with all the best Yo Mama jokes!