A great collection of hilarious birthday puns that are guaranteed to raise a laugh from the birthday boy or girl.
We love funny puns here at FunnyGuns, even ones that make us groan, and these collections of puns are as funny as they come. So if you’re a pun lover like us then you’ve come to exactly the right place! You’re bound to have great pun reading them – even the cheesy ones are pretty Gouda!
So we hope you have as much fun reading these funny puns as we did collecting them…
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I turned 18 today, and to celebrate I bought a locket and put my own picture in it.
I guess I really am independent.
A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party.
He soon learned you should never book a judge by their cover.
What’s a comedian’s least favorite drink?
My favorite color is purple.
I like it more than blue and red combined.
We’ve published our collections of really bad puns and funny puns for kids and adults before, but we know you’re like us and just can’t get enough punny jokes! So we’ve gathered together another bumper collection of hilarious puns just for you. Enjoy these punny jokes… Punny Jokes – Hilarious Puns Punny Jokes If you […]
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination.
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn’t know how long the sentence would be.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships.
So they can scan da navy in.
Puns for kids are a type of wordplay joke that play on the fact that words can have more than one meaning. They’re one of the oldest forms of jokes and also one of the funniest. They’re also great for educating kids and expanding their vocabulary and thinking ability (clean puns, of course!). Below is a […]
I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it.
I was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of me were loudly arguing about which herb goes best with which fish.
I could only think it wasn’t the Thyme or Plaice.
My friend’s bakery caught fire and burned to the ground last night.
Now his business is toast.
RIP boiling water…
You will be mist.