Funny Animal Jokes

All the most funny animal jokes you could wish for!There’s a huge variety of animals in the world, which is great news for laughter lovers because it means there’s also a huge number of funny animal jokes and puns too! And we consider it our duty here at FunnyGuns to devote ourselves to gathering them all together for you.

So we hope you enjoy these funny animal jokes…

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Purrfect funny fat jokes and puns!

Cat Jokes

These hilarious cat puns and jokes will have you purring with delight and feline great!

Hilarious cow jokes and puns!

Cow Jokes

Holy cow! These cow jokes are udderly brilliant – milk them for all they’re worth!

A collection of funny dog jokes and puns.

Dog Jokes

You’d have to be barking mad not to find these hilarious dog jokes funny.

A collection of funny horse jokes.

Horse Jokes

It would be most un-neigh-borly of us not to tell you about these funny horse jokes.

Animal Jokes

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Funny Short Joke

Funny Lobster Joke

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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Funny Dead Dog Joke

My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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Funny Feathers Joke

What’s heavier – a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

A ton of feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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Funny Rabbit Joke

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves one day and the wolves chased them into a thicket where they hid.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”

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Funny Octopus Joke

What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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Funny Fox Joke

A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs.

So he rings the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found.

She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”