Flattering Pick Up LinesFlattering Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines don’t have to be funny, or corny, or cheesy. Flattering pick up lines will get you everywhere, despite the old saying “Flattery gets you nowhere“.

Everyone likes to be praised and flattered and told how great they are, don’t they? As long as you’re sincere and not too creepy about it, that is. And avoid being cheesy too.

So dust yourself down and try out some of these flattering pick up lines.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot.
Even if there was no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
You’re so hot you must have started global warming.
You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache, girl.
No wonder the sky is gray today…

All the blue is in your eyes.

I thought you should know I’m pressing charges against you for stealing my heart.
You’re so hot you’d make the devil sweat.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
If you were a steak, you’d be well done.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re so hot you’re melting all the ice.
I hope you know CPR…

Because you take my breath away.

You’re so hot, you make the sun jealous.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Is your Dad an art thief?

Because you’re a masterpiece.

Vogue just called…

They want to put you on the cover.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
If I had a rose for every time I met some one as beautiful as you, I’d have one rose.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
So… you must be the reason men fall in love.
If I got a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you…

I’d have five cents.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
Have you always been this beautiful or did you have to work at it?
I thought I should warn you that you might be asked to leave soon…

You’re making the other girls look bad.

Your eyes are like a sunset…

They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

I bet the stars are envious of your eyes.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today…

Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

If people need their beauty sleep to look good, you can stay up all night.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
I don’t normally date models, but here’s my number.
Have you ever been arrested? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I bet you need a map to find out how far up those legs go.
If women were trophies, you’d be first place.
They must have been crazy to let an angel as beautiful as you out of heaven.
I bet the sun rises just to see you smile.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
You really shouldn’t wear make up…

You’re messing with perfection.

If you’re as intelligent as you are beautiful then you must be a rocket scientist.
I didn’t believe in heaven…

Until I saw you.

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Is your dad a jewel thief?

Because you’re a real gem.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
All those curves and here’s me with no brakes.
You’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
Was your Dad an alien?

Because there’s nothing else like you on earth.

I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
I bet the wind blows just to feel how gorgeous your hair is.
Where do you hide your wings?

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