Dumb Stupid JokesAll jokes are to some extent stupid, but it’s the really dumb stupid jokes that are often the funniest of all. To us anyway – what that says about our minds though, we’re not sure! Anyway, we’ve brought together all our favorite funny stupid jokes.

We hope you enjoy them.

Dumb Stupid Jokes

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The Other Side Of The River Joke

Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!”

Hilarious Jokes

Funny Teddy Bear Joke

A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

Funny Short Joke

Funny Bar Joke

I was in a bar last night when the bartender said to me, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”

I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Doorbell Joke

My top three assumptions when my doorbell rings:

1. It’s a murderer.

2. It’s the police come to tell me everyone is dead.

3. It’s that book I ordered about positive thinking.

Funny Short Joke

Funny Pencil Joke

I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married.

I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Alphabet Joke

When I noticed “HI” in the alphabet I thought someone was actually going to be my friend.

Then I saw the next two letters.