Creepy Pick Up LinesCreepy Pick Up Lines

We've published many collections of pick up lines before, including our fantastic funny pick up lines, our dorky pick up lines and our dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys. But brace yourself, because now it's time for the creepy pick up lines!

And boy, are these lines creepy.

They come with a health warning and a risk of ruining your reputation, so don't say we haven't warned you!

So with that in mind, enjoy these seriously creepy pick up lines...

Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.

You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

Hey babe, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

I want to floss with your pubic hair.

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Just say yes now, and I won't have to spike your drink.

Are you menstruating? I know how to insert tampons.

You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.

Your breasts look heavy. Let me hold them for you.

I'm a necrophiliac so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it.

You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

Wanna come over to my place later? I've got a gallon of lube and all the Shrek movies on blu-ray.

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier. I was watching you get ready. I liked the red dress best.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.

I'm starting a porn site. Do you want to be in the first video?

I made a blood painting for you.

I want to be reincarnated as your baby so I can be breast-fed by you.

There will only be seven planets left, after I destroy Uranus.

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.

I have a knife and a penis, and one of them is going in to you tonight.

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?

I just wanted to let you know that you have the sweetest smile while you're asleep.

I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.

You can call me baby, because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as mine.

You're so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement. Naked.

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