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Are you a magician?

Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Vogue just called...

They want to put you on the cover.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

They say a girl's best friend are her legs.

But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Was your dad king for a day?

He must have been to make a princess like you.

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

Your lips look so lonely.…

Would they like to meet mine?

There's something wrong with my cell phone...

It doesn't have your number in it.

My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.

Your ass is so nice that it's a shame you have to sit on it.

Those are nice jeans...

Do you think I could get in them?

Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized...

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Was your father a mechanic?

No? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.

Sorry, I can’t hold on…

I've already fallen for you.

Was your father a thief?

Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.

Was your Dad in the Air Force?

Because you're da bomb.

I lost my keys...

Can I check your pants?

You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Do you work at the post office?

Because I see you checking out my package.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I'd like to mount.

Was your dad a farmer?

Because you sure have great melons.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…

Wanna help prove him wrong?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Was your Dad a baker?

Because you've got a nice set of buns.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Was you father an alien?

Because there's nothing else like you on Earth.

Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?

What are you doing for the rest of your life?

Because I want to spend it with you.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Would you help me with my math homework? I think I know a formula. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don't multiply if I am correct.

Corny Pick Up Lines

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