Pick up lines can be funny, they can be romantic, they can even be dirty. And sometimes you’ll come across incredibly cheesy pick up lines. Like these ones, for example!
So enjoy this collection of the best cheesy pick up lines…
The Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines
There’s side view, rear view and you know what else?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked past.
Do you have any raisins?
How about a date?
There’s something wrong with my phone…
It doesn’t have your number in it.
We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.
Are you a tower?
Because Eiffel for you.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
Are you an alien?
Because you just abducted my heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Were you forged by Sauron?
Because baby, you’re precious.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
They say that Disney World is “the happiest place on earth”.
They’ve obviously never been in your arms.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you’re making me breathless.
Do I know you?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be a keyboard.
Because you’re just my type.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
You shouldn’t wear make up, baby.
It’s messing with perfection.
Can I tie your shoes?
Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I’ll buy you dinner if you make me breakfast.
Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You should sell hot dogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Damn girl, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do you know karate?
Because you’re body’s kickin’.
I’m not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.
Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
Is your father a boxer? Because baby, you’re a knockout.
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